Get Off Me Son, Yer Crushin' My Smokes

It was an act of revenge, not some Oedipal urge that drove 19 year-old redneck Gary Helms, Jr. to force indecent coitus upon his own 45 year-old mother. When Gary discovered that his brother was the object of a young ladies affection and not himself he figured he'd get back at his fraternal rival by, well, screwing his mother. In your face, bro!

So he headed over to Willow Terrace Trailer Park in Albertville, Alabama where he found his mother passed out on the couch.

When Mother Helms woke to find her son having sex with her she tried to fight back but "he held her down until he was finished."

Yeah...that's a quote.

At first read this would seem like the heinous, sick crime that would even make Satan feel a little uncomfortable.

But when you see it’s from Alabama and you think: “Well, if it’s going to happen somewhere, Alabama would be the place.”

Then you find out Momma was in a trailer park and you say: “Of course she was.”

Then you find out she was passed out drunk on the couch and suddenly it's not that surprising any more.

My one question: at what point did it dawn on Gary that he and his brother had the same mother?

I Remember Mama