Now You're Messing with a - Son of a Bitch!

After learning from her veterinarian that the Chihuahua puppy she had just picked up was too young to be separated from its mother, a St. Peters, MO woman attempted to return the puppy to the local dog breeder who sold the animal to her. But the animal died before she could return it.

However, in our capitalist society, a consumer expressing their dissatisfaction is all part of the system. So, wielding the puppy like a soft, plush medieval morningstar, she barged her way into the breeders home and proceeded to beat the woman about the head with the canine cadaver. After being forcibly removed from the house by the breeder's family, the enraged woman hopped in her minivan and drove off in a cloud of threats and obscenities waving the corpse of the puppy out her window.

I would hope that other companies would see this incident stresses the importance of a suggestion box at their facilities.