Sore Winner

Dodgeball has always been one of those crippling memories of childhood, causing some to still piss themselves at the mere site of one of those big red dodgeball-standard-issue balls. The slap of rubber on flesh rings through the dodgeball arena coupled with the cries of the asthmatic kid muffled by the soft rubber ball wrapping around his face. But the dodgeball arena is an important part of a child's growth and development in society - it is a place for the pack to develop a hierarchy.


So when 27 year-old youth minister David M. Boudreaux of Excelsior Springs, Mo kicked a 16 year-old in the nuts during a dodgeball game, he was merely teaching the boy the way of the pack. With proliferance of so many sexual abuse scandals he probably thought peeing on the boy would be deemed inappropriate so knocking him down and kicking him in the nuts was the only way to express his dominance in the pack order.

After all, the 16 year-old had beaned him in the head and knocked his glasses off and then had the gall to offer an apology. An apology? In DODGEBALL, no less?!!! Does this boy know nothing?

Rest assured though, if the ensuing whiplash and post-concussion syndrome wasn't lesson enough, the blood in his urine was a certain reminder of who the boss was on the dodgeball arena.

Two men enter, one man leaves.