Pissah!

Imagine: it is sometime in the Future(ooh) and everyone has their own rocket-pack, hovercraft, and pet dinosaur and the world runs on free power - PEEPOWER!

Scientists at the Institute of Bioengineering and Nanotechnology in Singapore have developed small urine-activated batteries that can fit in your wallet and be used in test kits.

But why should it stop there? Soon our liquid waste will be used to power lamps, TVs, refrigerators - your whole house, neighborhood, city! We'll be able to literally piss our electric bill away!

No news on a fecal-phone though - there's something I think those busy little Singapore scientists should be working on next.

Still, something about briny urine and electricity doesn't strike me as a safe combination.

Pee-ruse the story here