Rock Out With Your Cock Out

A prehistoric stone dildo believed to be around 28,000 years old was discovered buried in the infamous Hohle Fels Cave in Germany. The...*ahem*..."tool" is almost 8 inches long and an 1.5 inches wide is believed to be a symbolic representation of a phallus. Because of its life size (I'm not sure how many female scientists were involved here) some have suggested it was used as a sex aid.

It is a long held belief that prehistoric man was very concerned for his mate's sexual satisfaction. Many cave drawings depict lovemaking sessions where the man coddles his mate, holding her as she cries, and snuggling after sex. So it is no wonder that prehistoric man took time out of his busy day of scraping the barrel of survival to construct a stone sexual aid for his significant other.

But prehistoric man was a frugal creature and there was little room in their world for frivolous uni-taskers. The stone phallus has typical scars on it that suggest it was also used for knapping flints - the process of creating arrow and spear heads from stone. It is assumed that prehistoric man did not knap flints with his own genitalia.

Why the phallus/flint knapper was discarded is still a matter of speculation. Some scientists suggest the previous owner may have upgraded to a newer model that was 9 inches long, 2.5 inches think and doubled as an arrow straightener.

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