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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

When Good Produce Goes Bad

The Streets of Boston have found themselves in the grips of another gang in town. Now along with the Latin Kings and MS-13 there is the burgeoning new crew of young thugs to strike fear in the hearts of the community - the Fruit and Vegetables gang. Apparently lacking a marketing department, the F and V's have made a name for themselves recently in a slew of assaults in the West Roxbury area. The gang picked their name because many of the members had held jobs at grocery stores in the area.

Being that holding a regular job is against the credo of their gang lifestyle they all had to quit, but kept their name out of reverence for their founding fathers - the terrifying Fruit of the Loom gang whose infamous television personalities had turned to a life of crime after being the butt of too many underwear jokes.

Never has a gang of fruits and vegetables been so dangerous!

Read the article at boston.com

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