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Thursday, May 05, 2005


McFilet Mignon?

According to the Boston Globe, 14 year-old Ronald Young-Henry was riding his bike to school in Dorchester, MA yesterday when cabbie Anthony Mordan slammed into him. Mordan was of course well-mannered and considerate, being a Boston cab driver and all, and got out of his vehicle to check on his young speedbump. Finding Young-Henry dazed but otherwise allright, he gave the kid a $100 and took his mangled bike for what police later said he called "evidence" and drove off. The kid made it to school but not before spending $30 at McDonalds. Later police got involved, Young-Henry was taken to a hospital with a bone bruise, the cops took the remaining $70 as well as Mordan's hackney license and medallion and are continuing the investigation.

But after all this, I have one lingering question: what the hell did he spend $30 on at McDonalds?

Read the article at boston.com

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