Spittoon Picayune

Get Off Me Son, Yer Crushin' My Smokes It was an act of revenge, not some Oedipal urge that drove 19 year-old redneck Gary Helms, Jr. t...

He's Not a Goat, He's My Brother When is a goat not a goat? When you're in Lagos, Nigeria and someone has used black magic to t...

Now You're Messing with a - Son of a Bitch! After learning from her veterinarian that the Chihuahua puppy she had just picked up was to...

Sore Winner Dodgeball has always been one of those crippling memories of childhood, causing some to still piss themselves at the mere site ...

Who's the Sloppy One? Anyone that has watched The Odd Couple before knows that, although sometimes comical, living with roommates i...

When Frogs Smoke, We Are There In celebration of her ultimate Frenchness, the face-transplant phenom known only as "Isabelle" has ...

It Puts the Lotion on its Skin Recent research from a team of British academics found that Barbie dolls suffered brutal mutilation at the h...